tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post6232694316589730363..comments2024-03-29T07:29:32.276-04:00Comments on Janet Reid, Literary Agent: Finish the story!Janet Reidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00615380335938685231noreply@blogger.comBlogger51125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-87270640786690552082018-07-01T01:07:22.292-04:002018-07-01T01:07:22.292-04:00Oh my!
What to do?
Theatre?
Circus?
Ice Cream Fact...Oh my!<br />What to do?<br />Theatre?<br />Circus?<br />Ice Cream Factory? (nah, the poop can’t beat 31 flavors)<br />Wait, what do you mean, “Just a shadow?”<br />JEN Garretthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11223454346963493011noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-70261945852127877982018-06-30T22:27:51.408-04:002018-06-30T22:27:51.408-04:00A unicorn in the barn?
Yeah right.
Search the hous...<i>A unicorn in the barn?</i><br />Yeah right.<br />Search the house... <br />Under beds.<br />Tops of cupboards. <br />In the attic.<br />No booze.<br />Check barn. There’s a unicorn…<br />AJ Blythehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04529233142099749005noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-81265449927550214552018-06-30T22:25:27.636-04:002018-06-30T22:25:27.636-04:00"Great. And the Phoenix?"
"In the c..."Great. And the Phoenix?"<br />"In the coop."<br />Livestock protected from Big Foot, Pa and I cozied up to our woodstove with our ambrosia.RosannaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06399732751877180737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-20708327760368611212018-06-30T21:31:16.276-04:002018-06-30T21:31:16.276-04:00There's a unicorn in the barn!
And an agent w...There's a unicorn in the barn!<br /><br />And an agent who requested pages 6 months ago just asked for a full. (Really!)<br /><br />It's a magical day.Richelle Elberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11323766317305564428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-89809168327247953322018-06-30T19:25:09.408-04:002018-06-30T19:25:09.408-04:00I've got apples in the fridge and I'm not ...I've got apples in the fridge and I'm not afraid to use them.<br /><br />Though I am curious how a barn got on my apartment balcony.Lainahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00134705793566699951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-8349303262150184922018-06-30T18:54:47.688-04:002018-06-30T18:54:47.688-04:00Quick, catch the rainbow vomit! I want to throw it...Quick, catch the rainbow vomit! I want to throw it in the face of that Skittles ad executive!Karen McCoyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02640324898284007337noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-58345440653078900562018-06-30T18:41:42.116-04:002018-06-30T18:41:42.116-04:00"Hold tight, Unicorn. I Noah guy."
&quo..."Hold tight, Unicorn. I Noah guy."<br /><br />"Noah, wait! I found another..."<br /><br />"No, there's only one..."<br /><br />"I see..."<br /><br />"Sorry Unicorn. It's kind of a couples thing."Eileenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12350212589821497010noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-71226881021413268182018-06-30T18:26:45.028-04:002018-06-30T18:26:45.028-04:00I lowered my head, looked over my glasses. "Y...I lowered my head, looked over my glasses. "You never noticed? And you swear you never drink. How long have you worked on this ranch?"<br /><br />(Given recent discussions with a friend who's moving toward polyamory, it took me a few seconds to come back to this version of reality.)roadkills-r-ushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14029861300358380117noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-71722747887950596942018-06-30T18:22:25.110-04:002018-06-30T18:22:25.110-04:00“There’s a unicorn in the barn!” she said, not lon...“There’s a unicorn in the barn!” she said, not long after I’d slipped inside her. My erection wilted. <br /><br />Six weeks later: bun in the oven. Kamikazehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14150446613792357510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-82450740823855437802018-06-30T17:55:42.472-04:002018-06-30T17:55:42.472-04:00Edit. Uncapitalise 'unicorn' and 'barn...Edit. Uncapitalise 'unicorn' and 'barn'; comma to replace exclamation mark; add speech marks and dialogue tag. <br />Ponder. Have I been marking too many student assignments? Kae Ridwynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10356868531870405990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-57149474900002524022018-06-30T17:54:04.102-04:002018-06-30T17:54:04.102-04:00Turn off the alarm and go back to dreaming.
This ...Turn off the alarm and go back to dreaming. <br />This is the best news I've heard in a long, long time...Kate Higginshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09861373649696211491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-57442291822552354912018-06-30T17:43:43.551-04:002018-06-30T17:43:43.551-04:00"He could've brought it into the house!&q..."He could've brought it into the house!"<br /><br />Me: "Huh?"<br /><br />"The cake. Colin!"<br /><br />"Nooo, a REAL one!!!"<br /><br />*Boyfriend faints*<br /><br />I'm scared of spiders, he of unicorns.One Of Us Has To Gohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00286506993128699826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-34276388137437885662018-06-30T17:29:16.097-04:002018-06-30T17:29:16.097-04:00"Really? Only one?""Really? Only one?"Timothy Lowehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07514224628760035696noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-67564574760509584582018-06-30T16:51:45.404-04:002018-06-30T16:51:45.404-04:00The ground unicorn horn in the paint makes the bar...The ground unicorn horn in the paint makes the barn a portal. It's going to need a fresh coat soon. Are you coming?katiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05167978830347777260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-73870090203488876092018-06-30T16:41:01.888-04:002018-06-30T16:41:01.888-04:00“I’ll notify Merlin at once.”
I sigh and call the...“I’ll notify Merlin at once.”<br /><br />I sigh and call the General.<br /><br />“Gerry spy captured.”<br /><br />War is hell, but these secret codes are getting ridiculous.Colin Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03292997431935215499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-1517139574122054562018-06-30T15:54:10.066-04:002018-06-30T15:54:10.066-04:00"Keep it away from the dragon. I don't w..."Keep it away from the dragon. I don't want its coat singed."Just Janhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12546035917149403735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-41436749746865998412018-06-30T15:47:41.610-04:002018-06-30T15:47:41.610-04:00Yes, that's how I've been storing my jewel...Yes, that's how I've been storing my jewelry. It's not supposed to fraternize with the horses. I need carrots and a metal detector, stat.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10968071890387874059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-74118981719248344382018-06-30T15:01:37.942-04:002018-06-30T15:01:37.942-04:00Humbled by its beauty I approached the beast with ...Humbled by its beauty I approached the beast with hope. The bullet made a mess of an elegant creature that the world would never accept.Will MacPhailhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05586481255297618388noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-4543289963794895962018-06-30T14:57:51.745-04:002018-06-30T14:57:51.745-04:00Sweetheart, your Reality Adjuster is awesome, but ...Sweetheart, your Reality Adjuster is awesome, but remember the policeman last time? You have to send him back. And get the horse back, too.Adelehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08790958029798438793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-69765349321053026702018-06-30T14:48:57.387-04:002018-06-30T14:48:57.387-04:00“Have it paid rent?”
“Do they ever?”
"Who for...“Have it paid rent?”<br />“Do they ever?”<br />"Who forget to put up scareunicorns?” <br /><br />“Cows are booing. Unicorn season must have started. Beef tonight for celebration.”Londynshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01413450229369874004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-13454125855543431292018-06-30T14:26:29.784-04:002018-06-30T14:26:29.784-04:00Put empty beer barrels on the unicorn carriage. S...Put empty beer barrels on the unicorn carriage. Super-Bowl commercial or not, <br /><br />three ordinary horses pulling are not as strong as a brace of Clydesdales.Marty Weisshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15819676220381840774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-21774990600079162252018-06-30T14:19:15.456-04:002018-06-30T14:19:15.456-04:00Which kind?
You know, sparkly or …carnivorous?
...Which kind?<br /><br />You know, sparkly or …carnivorous? <br /><br />Totally sure. Equine internship, pre-dawn mucking stalls –found the horse leg. Dragged me in next.<br /><br /><br /><br />Hey, where’s Betty? <br />Lennon Farishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03570629350169504234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-75737228024111348012018-06-30T13:41:46.781-04:002018-06-30T13:41:46.781-04:00"There's a unicorn in the barn!"
Cra..."There's a unicorn in the barn!"<br />Cranky-pants face for my son. “What did you use this time? Nanny hates having things strapped to her forehead.” <br />My wife whispers. “My vibrator’s missing.”Jennifer Delozierhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06050055272502746342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-82655021426034998862018-06-30T13:16:51.054-04:002018-06-30T13:16:51.054-04:00High School principal: Barn? What barn? OMG! W...<br />High School principal: Barn? What barn? OMG! Where'd that come from?! &*%# senior prank.<br /><br />Biology teacher: Um, sir? Look inside...............<br /><br />Dena Pawlinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14444683810125395220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-67102855631092520092018-06-30T12:54:30.601-04:002018-06-30T12:54:30.601-04:00I’d put on my prettiest dress, pack my tin whistle...I’d put on my prettiest dress, pack my tin whistles, get Ramona, and ask the unicorn to lead me back where it came from.Sharyn Ekberghhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11987304898246173619noreply@blogger.com