tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post2594385082743670158..comments2024-03-18T09:09:59.625-04:00Comments on Janet Reid, Literary Agent: Suzy and her kittenJanet Reidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00615380335938685231noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-24615185899288400822011-06-25T11:33:36.234-04:002011-06-25T11:33:36.234-04:00This is mind-blowing.
That's me in the pictur...This is mind-blowing.<br /><br />That's <i>me</i> in the picture! Dave the Cheetah. Or Daithi O'Shiotagh, to use the Irish.<br /><br />Look how alert I am, scanning the bush, hoping to catch sight of, believe it or not, Suzy Townsend. And there she is right behind me! She must think I'm so rude.<br /><br />Tell her my brother bit my tail when I was two and it's been numb ever since. Just between you and me, that's not true. I'd been to a party the night before and I was still out of my head (note the remnants of my bondage gear).<br /><br />Anyway, I wanted to talk to her about my book. <i>Does My Tail Look Fat In This? Beauty Tips for Cats</i> is going to be huge. The average cat knows shit about make-up and surgical enhancement. The feline market is untapped and ... (insert some marketing bullshit here)<br /><br />By the way, have you tasted those new genetically-engineered baboons? Yum-yum! <br /><br />Look at the time, gotta go. My spots need buffing. Love your blog.<br /><br />Daithi<br /><br />PS. Call Suzy NOW. As you know, proscrastinators tend to get ripped to shreds by wild animals while walking home at night.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08214880215621020928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-29418259986736265282011-06-22T09:00:02.243-04:002011-06-22T09:00:02.243-04:00Dear Ms Reid
That is one cool-cat.
(Isn't th...Dear Ms Reid<br /><br />That is one cool-cat.<br /><br />(Isn't there a saying, something like "Cheetahs never perspire"?)<br /><br />It's eyes have a look like it has seen it all, and not all of what it's seen looked good.<br /><br />dylandylanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09258261414344799869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-53427029220029010112011-06-21T14:47:25.722-04:002011-06-21T14:47:25.722-04:00SQUEE. it's so CUTE!!! <3SQUEE. it's so CUTE!!! <3Ellenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17202494819302527977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-25162790880653063552011-06-21T01:11:12.814-04:002011-06-21T01:11:12.814-04:00Looks like she's about to tug gently on that o...Looks like she's about to tug gently on that ole tail and have the cheetah's spots fire up like Christmas lights...Whirlochrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09846196906206886945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-34881203087860309932011-06-20T19:14:11.622-04:002011-06-20T19:14:11.622-04:00WOW!!!
I want to go to there! (to a place where I...WOW!!!<br /><br />I want to go to there! (to a place where I can hold a cheetah's tail)Kevin Ott (www.kevinott.net)https://www.blogger.com/profile/11449206912502824592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-27463336544636267612011-06-20T19:01:49.485-04:002011-06-20T19:01:49.485-04:00One of my friends is a huge cheetah nut. She'd...One of my friends is a huge cheetah nut. She'd probably squeal like a fangirl if she ever got to be that close to one.Jaleh Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04942272578488986874noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-43861339895803830892011-06-20T18:16:29.738-04:002011-06-20T18:16:29.738-04:00I am simultaneously afraid to ask and feel compell...I am simultaneously afraid to ask and feel compelled to ask: what does she feed it?<br /><br />I am advised they only eat warm meat.Steve Stubbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10051363877066768708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-49165310316707909252011-06-20T18:01:49.584-04:002011-06-20T18:01:49.584-04:00This is the kind of cat my hubby would like to hav...This is the kind of cat my hubby would like to have. I told him they don't make litter boxes that big.Joyce Tremelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00498392016497131719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-5526225705633388572011-06-20T16:40:01.876-04:002011-06-20T16:40:01.876-04:00Gorgeous!Gorgeous!Pamela DuMond, D.C.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15880017372940084226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-22449340145674460172011-06-20T15:37:30.818-04:002011-06-20T15:37:30.818-04:00Maybe it's just the cynic in my talking, but I...Maybe it's just the cynic in my talking, but I wonder if this is all part of some circuitous plot to one day say, "My cat ate your manuscript."jessehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16489502078962823639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-1222147110355192162011-06-20T15:32:25.311-04:002011-06-20T15:32:25.311-04:00The look on her face is priceless!The look on her face is priceless!Laurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00892873343127997159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-6194523178424744922011-06-20T15:31:56.846-04:002011-06-20T15:31:56.846-04:00What a gorgeous, magnificent animal. (The shy but...What a gorgeous, magnificent animal. (The shy but steadfast agent, rarely captured on camera.)<br /><br />I like the cheetah a lot, too.Beverly Diehlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00392288953821757887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-21669251515572913442011-06-20T15:27:54.972-04:002011-06-20T15:27:54.972-04:00Suzie looks adorable, and the kitty? LOVE!!!Suzie looks adorable, and the kitty? LOVE!!!Debra Lynn Sheltonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08238268767406623274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-50060436197119016632011-06-20T14:59:48.632-04:002011-06-20T14:59:48.632-04:00Another humiliated cat wearing a harnessAnother humiliated cat wearing a harnessJoshua McCunehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17367262185912463258noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-59303303387586456312011-06-20T13:52:56.183-04:002011-06-20T13:52:56.183-04:00And now for something completely different -- Toda...And now for something completely different -- Today's A Softer World made me think Publishing Interns and that it might amuse you.<br /><br />http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=686ClothDragonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07542830590515695754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-16175051238250341222011-06-20T13:50:53.488-04:002011-06-20T13:50:53.488-04:00I hope the zoologists forgive me, but it seems Suz...I hope the zoologists forgive me, but it seems Suzie has a "tiger by the tail." Cheetahs ARE the fastest land mammals, right?<br /><br />And what do you call a cheetah-kitty? "Spot" seems more of a dog's name and "Fluffy" seems inappropriate.<br /><br />I'll take "Places I'd rather not be" for $400, Alex.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-55314410640013479842011-06-20T13:46:09.000-04:002011-06-20T13:46:09.000-04:00What a beautiful cheetah. They really are extraor...What a beautiful cheetah. They really are extraordinary animals.Laila Knighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08430076999393883312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-60729148811738652022011-06-20T13:45:03.670-04:002011-06-20T13:45:03.670-04:00Label:
"Messed up that elevator pitch. Big t...Label:<br /><br /><i>"Messed up that elevator pitch. Big time."</i>Sasha Barinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02630497823609674807noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-90693456883781104522011-06-20T13:23:57.874-04:002011-06-20T13:23:57.874-04:00I want one!
Marginally related: When I visited t...I want one!<br /><br />Marginally related: When I visited the Safari Park (formerly Wild Animal Park) in San Diego, I learned they've started a program pairing baby cheetahs with puppies. They grow up together and it makes the cheetahs less skittish around humans and easier to handle for educational outreach, because the cheetahs can look to the dog, see it's not scared, and calm down. It was one of the cutest things I've seen.Kristin Laughtinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01536556357622503501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-24082797123043031562011-06-20T13:23:35.172-04:002011-06-20T13:23:35.172-04:00This is either one of those giant stuffed toys tha...This is either one of those giant stuffed toys that you could win at the carnivals of my childhood or your resume includes Olympic champion sprinter!readingkidsbookshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08179881738676411661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-44251717507288845172011-06-20T13:14:12.329-04:002011-06-20T13:14:12.329-04:00She looks a *little* scared... :)She looks a *little* scared... :)Stephscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06328839483008086049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-40187376399019342362011-06-20T13:13:48.147-04:002011-06-20T13:13:48.147-04:00Somewhere a mouse just had a heart attack . . .
...Somewhere a mouse just had a heart attack . . . <br /><br />Terri<br /><br />WV: "bourbled": disclosing secrets after a night of drinking. For example, "At two this morning, my secret love for Justin Bieber just bourbled out."Terri Coophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07461583056862465783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-91587342239727616722011-06-20T13:03:28.565-04:002011-06-20T13:03:28.565-04:00That just made my day! :)That just made my day! :)kahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10789825860272178765noreply@blogger.com