Thursday, July 08, 2010

That new Twilight movie...with catz


This made me laugh so hard I had to put down the coffee...and I've never read Twilight or seen the movie.
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20 comments:

  1. Anonymous7/8/10, 9:55 AM

    It really needs a whole Joey from Friends line. "How you doin'?"

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  2. Sarah7/8/10, 10:20 AM

    I'm a high school teacher, and one of the benefits of summer vacation is NOT dealing with Twilight every day. (Even though I have some girls who wouldn't be reading if it weren't for those books.)

    This was amazing. My favorite bit was Jacob describing their history with the cold ones:

    "it make a snack of mine people. so we killt him. and use every part."

    Good thing I didn't have my coffee yet.

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  3. LTM7/8/10, 11:03 AM

    urgh--no time to read all that yet could *not* stop! LOL--"and use evry part"... the end. :D

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  4. Unknown7/8/10, 11:29 AM

    ROFLMAO! Someone had waaaaay too much time on their hands, but that was brilliantly funny. Thanks for the giggle :)

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  5. TERI REES WANG7/8/10, 12:23 PM

    Brilliant.

    Cheers!

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  6. Sierra Godfrey7/8/10, 1:05 PM

    I nearly pissed myself laughing at that! Thank you!

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  7. KatOwens: Insect Collector7/8/10, 1:30 PM

    too funny.

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  8. Fanfreakingtastic Flower7/8/10, 1:37 PM

    That was so needed.

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  9. Augustina Peach7/8/10, 2:00 PM

    It brought me to tears! Thanks for sharing.

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  10. Marsha Sigman7/8/10, 2:48 PM

    I did see the movies and I can tell you straight up this was wayyy better acting.lol

    And those segues into random plot twists are spot on.

    Also Edward is hotter as a cat. I'm just sayin'.

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  11. JD Horn7/8/10, 6:55 PM

    Enough! I am jonesing for another 100 word writing contest! :)

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  12. Dr. Cheryl Carvajal7/8/10, 7:04 PM

    Fantastic! I'm saving that one and showing it to a friend. She and I both went to the Twilight premier.

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  13. Lakota7/8/10, 7:19 PM

    OMG!!! Laughed so hard i have tears running down my face. That was the BEST Janet!

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  14. Christwriter7/8/10, 7:20 PM

    I have one of those love-hate relationships with Twilight (I love to hate it) and I was actually THAT bored this weekend. I saw it.

    This made the pain go away. Thank you.

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  15. McKoala7/9/10, 6:38 AM

    Some brilliant, brilliant lines in ther!

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  16. Elisabeth Black7/9/10, 8:47 PM

    Frieking awesome.

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  17. Jan Markley7/10/10, 1:36 AM

    This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I sent it to my niece who is both a LOL cats and twilight fan!

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  18. B.7/10/10, 4:14 AM

    Hi! I made this. Thanks for the link Janet and I'm glad y'all liked it!

    (hehe, I was especially proud of the part about the natives using every part of the cold one).

    And yes, I have far too much time on my hands. Unemployment will do that to you.

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  19. Anonymous7/12/10, 1:00 AM

    Thank you SO MUCH for sharing this. It was almost as entertaining as the movie--no, I mean that the other way around.

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  20. Anonymous7/14/10, 6:27 PM

    Thank you for posting this. Soooo funny!

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