But I thought this was just hilarious:
I'll make sure not to piss you off should we have ever meet because... You sound like the type of gal' who would drink a gallon of gasoline just to piss in my campfire....
This is the closing line of an email exchange with a guy who queried me. I may have to start a collection of compliments book. There have been some others that were of this ilk but I've never gathered them all in one place. My favorite is still this one
So...did he get the date or not?
ReplyDeletehahahaha! That's the funniest pickup line I've read in a long time!!
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I tell people they need to start reading these blogs every now and then because you never know what you'll read on a Monday morning. But what a great way to start the week.
ReplyDeleteThat's GREAT! I already want to read his book.
ReplyDeleteGreat. So now I've just laughed up a lung. You owe me a lung.
ReplyDeleteThat is a great line.
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