tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post956511316828900616..comments2024-03-18T09:09:59.625-04:00Comments on Janet Reid, Literary Agent: The more you know, the funnier this isJanet Reidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00615380335938685231noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-50521179702312253582009-12-16T05:30:31.972-05:002009-12-16T05:30:31.972-05:00Tom Christensen here, author of the glossary. It h...Tom Christensen here, author of the glossary. It has been much linked to, but you might like to know that your post has sent the most traffic to the glossary -- 641 visits over the past 30 days according to google analytics. Thanks! <br /><br />The best I can think of as a definition for "query letter" (as requested by dylan in a previous comment) at the moment is this:<br /><br /><i>Query letter: A literary genre in which the most important sentence ends with a proposition.</i>Uke Xensenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14925310033193507314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-1481385793987310952009-11-19T11:22:50.571-05:002009-11-19T11:22:50.571-05:00Loved "Author Photo-- Pictorial fiction. Auth...Loved "Author Photo-- Pictorial fiction. Authors always choose photos that emphasize that quality in which they feel most deficient." <br /><br />Also "ROYALTY: The glamorous heads of large publishing houses, also known as GLITERATI." <br /><br />Thanks for posting that!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-5733518351121921432009-11-18T09:03:16.007-05:002009-11-18T09:03:16.007-05:00Dear Ms. Reid,
Here's a shot - Query Letter:
...Dear Ms. Reid,<br /><br />Here's a shot - Query Letter:<br /><br />1. Oddish Missive.<br /><br />2. A viral mass-mailing contrived to spoil perfectly good hangovers.<br /><br />3. Hay added to a stack to help conceal publishable manuscripts from flailing agents.<br /><br />dylandylanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09258261414344799869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-80530559702079720082009-11-17T20:13:28.093-05:002009-11-17T20:13:28.093-05:00Dear Ms. Reid ,
And yet...
No definition for Que...Dear Ms. Reid ,<br /><br />And yet...<br /><br />No definition for Query Letter!<br /><br />Perhaps we should help. I smell contest.<br /><br />dylandylanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09258261414344799869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-34631043483538279592009-11-17T19:12:08.690-05:002009-11-17T19:12:08.690-05:00Love it!
Thanks!Love it! <br /><br />Thanks!lora96https://www.blogger.com/profile/08171062741089674769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-52314463401161561142009-11-17T15:20:11.583-05:002009-11-17T15:20:11.583-05:00I like this one. AUTHOR PHOTO: Pictorial fiction. ...I like this one. AUTHOR PHOTO: Pictorial fiction. Authors always choose photos that emphasize that quality in which they feel most deficient.<br /><br />I remember a Law and Order episode when D'Onfrio mentions the writers pose where the hand placement is used to hide the double chin.Wilhem Spihntinglehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17259271226776784262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-72587922412637195242009-11-17T14:49:30.269-05:002009-11-17T14:49:30.269-05:00Faves: Rejection letter (form) and Kill Fee. I'...Faves: Rejection letter (form) and Kill Fee. I'm still giggling...Kimberly Kincaidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10796741685901278761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-74805904250303045682009-11-17T14:15:35.361-05:002009-11-17T14:15:35.361-05:00Funny stuff.Funny stuff.Lydia Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15269369652743690212noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-43799888135590858252009-11-17T12:59:43.024-05:002009-11-17T12:59:43.024-05:00so funny :)so funny :)suzie townsendhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04866855626210667678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-48015986396892996152009-11-17T12:47:13.497-05:002009-11-17T12:47:13.497-05:00My favorite--
Library of Congress: Best place to ...My favorite--<br /><br />Library of Congress: Best place to hide from a Congressman.Margaret Yanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06464624057491288244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-24552396022018064212009-11-17T12:20:59.133-05:002009-11-17T12:20:59.133-05:00"BLURB: A brief noise that embarrasses everyo..."BLURB: A brief noise that embarrasses everyone."<br /><br />Erm. Excuse me. Ate too much at lunch.BJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02486893836923864197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-86697539334317551912009-11-17T12:14:04.631-05:002009-11-17T12:14:04.631-05:00That was hysterical. I loved the author phot mysel...That was hysterical. I loved the author phot myself...and fantasy and novella.Southpawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16539290964546504171noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-71179216875347400492009-11-17T12:12:48.176-05:002009-11-17T12:12:48.176-05:00I should have read the other comments before readi...I should have read the other comments before reading this that way I would have known to put my coffee cup down. <br /><br />Favorite - Kill Fee: The cost of a contract on an author or editor.<br /><br />Great read to start the morning :)The Plumber's Wifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04821447124430149778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-67275501931712082642009-11-17T12:12:34.862-05:002009-11-17T12:12:34.862-05:00This made my morning! My favorite: FANTASY: An a...This made my morning! My favorite: FANTASY: An author's sales aspirations ;).Rebecca Knighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15214077952378770753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-39548450399733721272009-11-17T10:22:58.201-05:002009-11-17T10:22:58.201-05:00Okay, I'm serious about getting published and ...Okay, I'm serious about getting published and being successful. But that made me snort coffee through my nose and I'm SO going to print it out and tack it on the wall to remind me to laugh about that which I love!Artemis Greyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10849091563671031929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-89256481004378082342009-11-17T10:15:42.838-05:002009-11-17T10:15:42.838-05:00Crimeny, good thing I wasn't drinking anything...Crimeny, good thing I wasn't drinking anything. <br /><br />My favorites: Publication Date, Foreign Market, Line Editor, and Author Photo. <br /><br />Definitely passing this link on to my critique group.Annette Lyonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12493583432919249814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-19033479939816288672009-11-17T09:05:26.072-05:002009-11-17T09:05:26.072-05:00Hilarious. My favorite: "MAINSTREAM FICTION: ...Hilarious. My favorite: "MAINSTREAM FICTION: The pretense that there is a group of readers who can be reached through writing that is sufficiently unspecific as to exclude no one."Susan M. Boyerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10549813433043863815noreply@blogger.com