tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post6103921156554404932..comments2024-03-18T09:09:59.625-04:00Comments on Janet Reid, Literary Agent: What the heck is going on here after hours?/Contest closedJanet Reidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00615380335938685231noreply@blogger.comBlogger48125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-31274344190993485772017-07-21T22:00:36.137-04:002017-07-21T22:00:36.137-04:00Shark: Just a notch higher.
Alot: Almost there.
S...Shark: Just a notch higher. <br />Alot: Almost there.<br />Spider: Holy crotch! Box is empty.<br />Shark: Janet out-Scotched us.<br />Alot: Unbelievable. <br />Spider: Drinking plan is botched.<br />Laurie Lambhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16363512651725751903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-9411959003754458942017-07-21T21:07:28.189-04:002017-07-21T21:07:28.189-04:00"Quick, let's post a blog contest, she..."Quick, let's post a blog contest, she'll never notice."<br />"You said that when we confiscated the booze."<br />"Yeah, and?"<br />"Smile, you're on candid camera."Megan Vhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00752842865397799428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-76581694849302166722017-07-21T21:05:46.287-04:002017-07-21T21:05:46.287-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Megan Vhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00752842865397799428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-63264153332721483502017-07-21T20:37:48.222-04:002017-07-21T20:37:48.222-04:00Though the single malt was as advertised, Eric was...Though the single malt was as advertised, Eric was a little less certain about the selectivity of his "Arachnid Only Mixer"Cipherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16810774836899333560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-19065720823221581572017-07-21T20:29:33.264-04:002017-07-21T20:29:33.264-04:00Bug-eyed fish prince and side kick are googling ho...Bug-eyed fish prince and side kick are googling how to do the macarena while tarantula dances, but gets confused because he has too many arms. :(www.pjtemple.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15259593656768599757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-39551204907654073122017-07-21T18:49:33.395-04:002017-07-21T18:49:33.395-04:00Another late night.
Janet: happily typing away ...Another late night. <br /><br />Janet: happily typing away when li'l Stuffty Demon touches her shoulder. <br /><br />Egads! Her teeth soften, heart expanding into cuddle-fluff. "Spoctopus, you traitorrrrr--mph!"Lennon Farishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03570629350169504234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-48136332845725480522017-07-21T18:43:21.731-04:002017-07-21T18:43:21.731-04:00So, a guppy, a little, and a one-legged cyclops si...So, a guppy, a little, and a one-legged cyclops sipping apple juice walk into the QOTKU's office...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-5502313414308441592017-07-21T18:17:05.517-04:002017-07-21T18:17:05.517-04:00I can't think up a caption. I'm thoroughly...I can't think up a caption. I'm thoroughly diverted and dumbstruck by the condition of that laptop. What the hell did you do to it?<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-64981333272623378192017-07-21T18:14:00.997-04:002017-07-21T18:14:00.997-04:00Moments before finding out why you never play spin...Moments before finding out why you never play spin the bottle with a spider.Riohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08646023320200189325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-83623250401874875882017-07-21T18:13:25.857-04:002017-07-21T18:13:25.857-04:00"This one’s about an agent who solves crime w..."This one’s about an agent who solves crime with her plucky band of 'stuffed' animals. Request?"<br /><br />"Too close to the truth."<br /><br />"Yeah."<br />Stacyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03365582623380288038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-27823262990711181902017-07-21T17:45:21.128-04:002017-07-21T17:45:21.128-04:00"Okay, send full requests to all her queries ..."Okay, send full requests to all her queries then we'll drink all the scotch. It'll be hilarious!"Heather Wardellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07268952943088167344noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-40797495962499561452017-07-21T16:30:53.692-04:002017-07-21T16:30:53.692-04:00Missed Connections: You were a leggy 18 year old w...Missed Connections: You were a leggy 18 year old with a killer smile and alot of charm. Pity I only heard your voice.MelSavranskyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03917897217765196343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-22356226907307257262017-07-21T16:12:23.932-04:002017-07-21T16:12:23.932-04:00"So THIS is why she told us to not read fan f..."So THIS is why she told us to not read fan fiction online unsupervised!"Inktrufflehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01327486464624134847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-67132034513420634492017-07-21T15:52:52.871-04:002017-07-21T15:52:52.871-04:00Spiderina still hasn't quite got the hang of p...Spiderina still hasn't quite got the hang of playing hopScotch.Cherylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09128656624170294636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-13125853846532516472017-07-21T15:27:59.775-04:002017-07-21T15:27:59.775-04:00While the agents are away, the agency’s critters w...While the agents are away, the agency’s critters will play.<br />Today: a whisky-inspired game of <i>King of the Hill</i>.Amy Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05324408700941398495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-23976002642021980682017-07-21T15:02:15.534-04:002017-07-21T15:02:15.534-04:00We're gonna need a bigger slush pile. The spid...We're gonna need a bigger slush pile. The spider is out of reach and has all the booze, and you're flat. <br /><br />Not my fault. I tried to cross the street in NYC.<br /><br />We must reach the spider.<br /><br />Build that slush pile. Unlock the Cells of <br />CarkoonE.M. Goldsmithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18387494005655553037noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-89427336016429466552017-07-21T14:53:40.143-04:002017-07-21T14:53:40.143-04:00"Sean Spider's out. Let's move in.&qu..."Sean Spider's out. Let's move in."Leonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13803251635902910126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-70738517562623617042017-07-21T14:49:23.886-04:002017-07-21T14:49:23.886-04:00Come on, guys. Stop staring at that screen. My leg...Come on, guys. Stop staring at that screen. My legs have atrophied, Sharky's eyes are about to burst, and Alot doesn't even have eyes anymore. Barbarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15769803733067838372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-47775605142355904562017-07-21T14:14:34.608-04:002017-07-21T14:14:34.608-04:00Spidopus surreptitiously started her video camera,...Spidopus surreptitiously started her video camera, envisioning a YouTube Interspecies Porn Channel and the megabucks it would generate. But apparently the Shark just needed hugs.roadkills-r-ushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14029861300358380117noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-22528645732906908652017-07-21T14:04:57.399-04:002017-07-21T14:04:57.399-04:00"Open the box"
"I prefer the 12-yea...<br />"Open the box"<br />"I prefer the 12-year old, myself."<br />"Have you seen the size of the TBR pile? Stick with the 18."<br />"Open it, already..."Scott Sloanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05331803044056836688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-68426923380285570962017-07-21T13:58:54.314-04:002017-07-21T13:58:54.314-04:00"Well, the prize would be better if she didn&..."Well, the prize would be better if she didn't have to drink the Scotch first."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02694333358894726440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-81968536434134293242017-07-21T13:35:07.605-04:002017-07-21T13:35:07.605-04:00Drunk on fine $200 a bottle 18 year-old Scotch, a ...Drunk on fine $200 a bottle 18 year-old Scotch, a stewed spider contemplates a vertical assault on the hard-working Royal feline and her diminutive attendant.Marty Weisshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15819676220381840774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-51900312426411213512017-07-21T12:54:57.508-04:002017-07-21T12:54:57.508-04:00"when the phone rang, they all froze; who was..."when the phone rang, they all froze; who was going to be query shark this time?!"Janice Grinyerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14363741660626407979noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-12878323937321475112017-07-21T12:44:39.707-04:002017-07-21T12:44:39.707-04:00"Take me, you beast!"
"Not so roug..."Take me, you beast!"<br /><br />"Not so rough!"<br /><br />"What the hell? I thought this was a literary agency, not The Lifestyles of the Sick and Stuffed."Ardenwolfehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14053900506482830292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-66688708338098242772017-07-21T12:42:04.821-04:002017-07-21T12:42:04.821-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Ardenwolfehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14053900506482830292noreply@blogger.com