tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post2661326379568517183..comments2024-03-29T07:29:32.276-04:00Comments on Janet Reid, Literary Agent: Yar! you suck!Janet Reidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00615380335938685231noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-10720860582867561442011-08-26T09:33:39.452-04:002011-08-26T09:33:39.452-04:00Aarr! Ya scabrous dog! Yer novel misfires like a f...Aarr! Ya scabrous dog! Yer novel misfires like a flintlock with damp powder. If ye attempt to board again, we're standin' by to repel ye and it's to Davy Jones' locker we'll be sent, damn yer deadlights!<br /><br />A perfect query response for sending out on Sept. 19, Talk Like a Pirate Day!John "Ol' Chumbucket" Baurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17120550659339089195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-75705649751675816782011-08-25T15:06:01.618-04:002011-08-25T15:06:01.618-04:00Dear John ... of course you would:
I’d do you in ...Dear John ... of course you would:<br /><br />I’d do you in a minute <br />Read the first sentence in it.<br /><br />I’ll bounce your face off a wall,<br />Your font is way too small.<br /><br />Your query left we weary,<br />Of reping you I’m leery.<br /><br />What are you some kinda fairy?<br /><br />Learn to write like Steinbeck or King<br />And lose the nose ring.<br /><br />No glitter in the query<br />No spam from a guy named Larry<br /><br />Your book sux lemons in the street<br />But I bet your momma was sweet.Sha'el, Princess of Pixieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14049854555801812071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-29775010416151669352011-08-24T13:51:08.533-04:002011-08-24T13:51:08.533-04:00I'd prefer it in gangsta rapI'd prefer it in gangsta rapJohn Hollingsworthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17737284789533611908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-79235631348733246202011-08-18T19:10:07.597-04:002011-08-18T19:10:07.597-04:00And I appreciate every letter of it. I'm goin...And I appreciate every letter of it. I'm going to just read this instead of any actual rejection letters I get in the future.Kristin Laughtinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01536556357622503501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-12356800042632723362011-08-18T16:04:05.333-04:002011-08-18T16:04:05.333-04:00At least then I'd be laughing while I cried ;)...At least then I'd be laughing while I cried ;)Kimbra Kaschhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16955657301998255029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-35230241541622528492011-08-18T14:21:22.937-04:002011-08-18T14:21:22.937-04:00Freakin' fantastic! ;)
Sarah Joy, an associat...Freakin' fantastic! ;)<br /><br />Sarah Joy, an associate agent-in-trainingAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-86552950124579987322011-08-18T12:19:55.034-04:002011-08-18T12:19:55.034-04:00Bill E. Goat is so jealous!Bill E. Goat is so jealous!Sha'el, Princess of Pixieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14049854555801812071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-40306556434845522012011-08-18T10:18:27.356-04:002011-08-18T10:18:27.356-04:00Aaaaah! Awesome! :-))))Aaaaah! Awesome! :-))))GalaktioNovahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17503003883441404979noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17040756.post-21444339634006562402011-08-18T00:31:48.949-04:002011-08-18T00:31:48.949-04:00Yar, that got a chuckle outta me ol' gullet!Yar, that got a chuckle outta me ol' gullet!Jonathan Dalarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08001176878191347542noreply@blogger.com