Saturday, May 13, 2017

Cation contest!


What are these two fine felines thinking?

20 words or fewer!
One entry per person (or per cat!)
Post your answer in the comment column!

Contest opens now.
Contest closes around 7pm Eastern Shark time.

You're on your own for questions (sorry!) I'm fin deep in my requested reading stash.

45 comments:

sophistikitty said...

Nope! If you want to get to Query Shark with your stupid questions, you'll have to go through US.

Joyce Tremel said...

What do you mean our book isn't ready for submission yet?

Carolynnwith2Ns said...

Read, Read, Read, all she does is Read.
You spelled it wrong.
Oh. Reid, Reid, Reid, all she does is...

Kitty said...

Hey Ernie, Janet found the helium tank because here she comes with her inflatable shark.

Protract the claws. Ready, aim…

E.M. Goldsmith said...

I am the cat.
No, I am the cat.
I am quite certain I am the cat.
No. There can only be one.
Yes, that's me.

Linda Strader said...

"Well, she better be offering something good, or I'm not moving."

Susan said...

"You're not falling for the laser pointer trick again, are ya Harry?"
"Nope, not at--wait, where'd it go? Fred, where'd it go?!"

Jennifer R. Donohue said...

"She's in the kitchen should we--"
"Nope, she's not using the can opener"
"But tuna can come in packets now!"
"It can?!"
"It can."

Donnaeve said...

You smell that?

Wish I hadn't.

nightsmusic said...

Seriously Human? We are Cats! You want us to do what?

Stephen Parrish said...

“I dunno, Bob. If Hooman were going to feed us, it would be holding a can opener, not a corkscrew.”

Unknown said...

"She still calling?"
"Yup."
"Annoying."

Sam Hawke said...

Lady, put the bowl down, back away, leave us now and no-one needs to get hurt.

Ashes said...

"We are smiling."

Brigid said...

Bird? What bird? You never had a bird.

Lisa Bodenheim said...

"What was that?"

"She cackled."

"Hmph! Bonne villain."

Stothers said...

We have judged you. You have been deemed inadequate.

CynthiaMc said...

While you're up, bring us some tuna and the remote.

Steve Forti said...

"You say you're bored? Dennis Lehane and Michael Crichton(!) have new books this month. Hooman, please!"

SarahJ said...

“It’s shiny object again.”
“You know it’s forbidden.”
“So. When has that ever stopped us?”
“On three then?”
*Click*
“Three!”

Megan V said...

Tell us again why you want a dog? Go on impudent human—we dare you.

John Davis Frain said...

Beta Cat: Take a cat class. You suck at being a cat. You wouldn't know an oxford comma from a yellow lab. And your mother is a lynx.

Writer Cat: Meeeeeooooowwwww. Did you say some - nevermind.

BJ Muntain said...

"Shouldn't you be writing?"

Colin Smith said...

"This isn't the entry you were looking for."
"Colin didn't enter."
"You can go about your business."
"Move along."

Unknown said...

"Need a catique partner?"
"We're offering our services and we're VERY purr-lite."

Barbara said...

Sable: We're on our own.
Stripes: She's fin deep in manuscripts.
Sable: Let's go beg for attention.

Beth H. said...

"Again? Does she actually need more pictures of us?"
"Idiot! She bought tuna today. Shut up and look cute!"

Gingermollymarilyn said...

“We don’t want you to read us “Animal Farm” again.”
“Yeah, we want Garfield!”

Melanie Sue Bowles said...

Mildly amused by the frazzled minions scurrying about, Tux and Tabby bear witness to the inherent superiority of remaining recumbent.

Dena Pawling said...


Yes, those are books in the background. If you have a problem with that, you are hereby dismissed.

Craig F said...

“She makes me tired, Cation.”

“Take a couple of electrons, Anion. I’ll rub against her, replace them back by static.”

Timothy Lowe said...

"Catnip? Catnap?"

"Nope."

"I know it’s got a P. What’s the answer?"

"Something we need more."

"What’s that?"

"A vacaption."

DLM said...

“Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday; we can’t be sure.”

Anonymous said...

"These Tom and Jerry cartoons are not amusing."

Kregger said...

C1: Which do you prefer, Sean Spicer or Melissa Mccarthy?
C2: Neither. One's half-baked--the other's over-wrought.
C1: Fine. Next time use ketchup.

Cecilia Ortiz Luna said...

"Who's that cat dressed as mariachi? It's library day not Cinco De Meow!"
"Musketeer actually. He misread the invite #pussinbooks."

Lennon Faris said...

"Hey, look, he's taking a dump with the door open again."
"Nice. Keep eye contact."

Claire Bobrow said...

We are magnifique, n'est ce pas?

That was not a question.








Amy Johnson said...

Midnight: What? Say cheese?
Stripesy: She woke us up just so those rodent followers of hers can have a contest?

Unknown said...

Hey you. Pet me. Pet me, please. I dare you to pet me.

Catherine said...

Give us the credit card. We're ordering a BetaReader-O-Matic for OP.

MikiZ said...

No, Erwin. Just keep the box away.

Peggy Rothschild said...

What are you waiting for? You have two hands.

kittykat said...

Your Grace (DoY), surveilling this agent is no fun. All she does is read, drink, and cry into her computer.



Kate Higgins said...

Stereo mind reiders