Saturday, May 06, 2017

Caption contest!



Enter your caption for this photo in the comments section below.
Of course there's a prize!

Figure the contest will close around 7pm New York time.
(Here's how to figure out what time it is in NYC)

57 comments:

Steve Forti said...

Say "fiction novel" one more time. I dare you.

french sojourn said...


"Really, you think I look like a fricking Husky?...get me inside now!"

AJ Blythe said...

I said throw me the slush pile, not throw me the slushy.

Donnaeve said...

You know I don't do snow.

Amy Johnson said...

I'm not telling you again. We are moving to Florida.

Carolynnwith2Ns said...

My Vet was right, Head and Shoulders doesn't work on dogs.

Jennifer R. Donohue said...

I was told there'd be ham.

MA Hudson said...

You wait. I'm getting the cat onto you for this.

CynthiaMc said...

You didn't read all the queries on Query Shark.

Theresa said...

All right, where's the Duchess of Yowl?

Mallory Love said...

When you wake up and realize the 100th flash fiction contest isn't posted yet. ; )

PAH said...

Resting Bitch Face.

Kitty said...

Speaking of the Canon… Yeah, I lifted my leg on it. I’m a dog. What would you have done? In my defense, She said no before but now said yesin a Twitter pitch fest.” So I asked her, “Where’s this twitter thing? I can pee anywhere.” I don’t think she heard me because she said, “When your life goes off the rails, try Twitter pitching. C’mon, let’s go home. I’ve got Some housekeeping to do. Plus, it’s time for a Caption contest!

Sometimes there’s no talking with humans. I should be more like Pablo and Henry and play dumb.

Claire Bobrow said...

You put my sock in the dryer, didn't you?

Mister Furkles said...

Screw snow; I'm pooping in the dinning room.

Colin Smith said...

"I could tell you how much I hate snow balls in 100 words... or I could just bite your leg off. You choose."

Em-Musing said...

Listen up, Snowflake...let me in now or I'll leave a steaming present for you right here on the porch.

BJ Muntain said...

It's not supposed to snow the end of April!

Sarah said...

I said, "Take the cannoli" not "Eat the cannoli".

RosannaM said...

May snow? Does not compute.

Eric Steinberg said...

You took my snow, didn't you?

Sal said...

My plea is "Justifiable groundhogicide." I'm crowdsourcing my legal fees. You in?

Joseph Snoe said...
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Melanie Sue Bowles said...

That moment when your song comes on, but you're too cold to dance...

Joseph Snoe said...

"You want your damn paper? Gp get your own damn paper."

Brigid said...

Vegan dog food?

Her Grace, Heidi, the Duchess of Kneale said...

Snow flakes?
Nope.
Soap flakes?
Nope.
Nope flakes?
Yep.

Kate Higgins said...

No, I'm not a "salty dog"...it's snow, SNOW!:
So let me inside,
Not outside,
Old
Woman!

(note the "forti" there Steve?)

Beth Carpenter said...

I was promised sun puddles.

Mike said...

No, I will NOT be squatting in the snow.

Patricia L. Shelton said...

Cover your mouth. Please.

Stephanie Artley said...

You fucking fetch.

Sherry Howard said...

If you need alone time with her, just freaking say so-it's c-c-c-cold out here!

Barbara said...

I told you I'd find you. Now, about that rejection . . .

Kregger said...

You said it was summer outside!
Now feed me and then you won't need a new flat.

kathy joyce said...

I said steak, dammit!

Panda in Chief said...

"If that cat doesn't quit laughing at me through the window, I'm going to...oh...who am I kidding? That cat kicks my butt every time."

Dena Pawling said...


Rules are rules. Your comment was one hundred and ONE words. Grrrrrr

lamandarin said...

You said "beach"!

E.M. Goldsmith said...

Nope. I will never tell you or the cat where the bodies are buried.

Craig F said...

You said it was getting too hot in Florida. We should go home and be comfortable. Yeah, right.

Debbie Dorris said...

Snow in May? Good grief! That pesky bird dive-bombed me, didn't it?

Cameron Spradley said...

"Winter is coming,or came? I don't even know anymore!"

Casey Karp said...
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kdjames.com said...

You're making this whole "Man's Best Friend" thing harder than it needs to be.

Ginger Mollymarilyn said...

Global "warming?"

Casey Karp said...

Painted the doggy door with Acme paints, did you?

Kate Larkindale said...

Last chance, Snookums. Show me the bone.

LynnRodz said...

I told Janet, anti-dandruff shampoo and this is what she brings me?

John Davis Frain said...

Stick that hat on me and I'll turn you into a longshot in a heartbeat.

Mark Ellis said...

"When you wanna hang out,you've got to take her out...ah-chew!...Cocaine."

Michael Seese said...

I know what you're thinking. Did she throw six balls or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself...

AJ Blythe said...

(Looking at comment date stamps it's after 7pm so hope I can be pardoned for posting a tech comment/question... I think I read in the comments yesterday that Janet changed the colour of hyperlinks to red. I noticed the NYC time in this post is actually a hyperlink. Is it red? 'Cause I'm colourblind and the red text looks the same colour as the rest of the text. Not wanting to make things difficult, but I was wondering if there was any chance blue or underlining could be used for hyperlinks, Janet?)

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unavoidablytiger said...

Woof is a four letter word.

(Too late, but fun!)

Sam Hawke said...

If you brush the snow off right now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.