Since I have a warped sense of humor sometimes, and the sense of humor of 12-year-old boy at other times, it's hard to predict what I will find funny. (And to my chagrin, a joke I cracked last week at the office sent my colleagues skittering off in all directions, looks of horror across their cherubic faces--oops)
Herewith the final list:
Geoff Holme 7:58am
The groom sat gazing anxiously down the aisle, as Reverend Felix Mauser slumped over the lectern, a faraway look in his eyes.Chala 9:07am
Another bridal no-show...
“Seriously. Look away.”
“Can’t. She’s like a rat in a trap.”
“You’ll recover. I wasted four of my nine lives watching.”
“What is it?”
Dissertation topic: Epistemology and ambiguous perspective: An analysis of the feline gaze in Internet memes
Dena Pawling 12:24pm
Which is slower? Grass growing? Paint drying? Water boiling? This author working?
Patience, Mittens. If she doesn't feed us soon, I'll sit on her keyboard.
Do you know what time it is, young lady?
Janice Grinyer 1:01pm
No control controlling Social Media?
Tired of never finishing THE Novel?
!!!!!!Buy JUDGEMENT CATS** now!!!!!!
**accessories & body protective gear not included
Angie Brooksby-Arcangioli 1:04pm
"Mini-mi, the invite said black tie!"
Adib Khorram 2:09pm
Mr. Spock and I have made contact with a primitive culture attempting to our curry favor with offers of food and physical contact, but the Prime Directive prohibits any such interference with a developing species.
Craig F 3:18pm
Dinner party? That is where our litter box has ALWAYS BEEN. We didn’t move it or agree that you could. Quit screaming already.
I have one entry in mind as the winner (and two others really close behind that one) but I'm always interested to see who you think should win, and of course, the entries I didn't list that you loved.
Final results later today.
We have a very loose definition of "day" here at Chez Yowl apparently.
Sorry about that.
I was busy with my petting duties.
The laptop cover was closed while Her Grace stared me in to compliance.
The winner is Janice Grinyer 1:01pm. That entry induced not just a laugh but a guffaw.
And god, knows, we need some laughs these days!
Janice, email me your mailing address and we'll get a prize in the mail to you.
Thanks to all of you who entered! It was a lot of fun to read your work, and as always I'm in awe of your abilities!