Saturday, November 12, 2011

A Day in the Life of an Amazing Editor

“Do de doh…wonder what the mail will bring today?”





“Why hello, Mail Dude. Here is the submission that agent was so excited about!”






“Wow, this is really terrible! She thought she’d get six figures for this?”





“Agents who overpitch drive me nuts. Wait’ll I tell the gang about this one.”





"We donned snorkel gear because we hear this is a real stinker.”




“Hee! Ha! Hoo-boy!”







“What a day. Let’s go to the bar.”

14 comments:

Mark said...

Glad to see no one has any egg on their face :)

Hannah said...

what an eggcellently amusing post.


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Robin Becker said...

I think I ate that editor for breakfast. Scrambled and with cheese.

Keisha Martin said...

LOL I was also expecting one of the eggs to have on army gear ready for battle against a agent that sent them a submission they were not thrilled about, its fun to make light of certain aspects of the biz.

Michael G-G said...

Bless his shiny head!

gregkshipman said...

Now that was an eggonomic and eggxotic way to 'rooster' a point... but henyway I loved it!

Melissa Dymock said...

Were any eggs harmed in the making of this blog?

Tara Tyler said...

cluck! cluck! cluck!

M. Dunham said...

And now you've got all the henwives clucking about this in the comments.

Sha'el, Princess of Pixies said...

so you're telling us that agents and editiors are a lot like any other group? They gossip, tell droll stories about each other, sometimes not very kind one, probably have blackmail photos of each other, and drink an amazing amount.

Oh, and do editors really look like eggs?

Sha'el, Princess of Pixies said...

what the heck is an editiors? editor*

Janet Reid said...

Sha'el, we all speak fluent Pixie by now. Don't fret about translating.

Kathryn Elliott said...

Crack heads, all of em'!

jesse said...

Hehe- how did I miss this one, it's eggs-cellent.