Thursday, October 06, 2011

I'm forwarding all queries for "fictional novels" to

my dear friend and colleague Katharine Sands





She's assured me she knows exactly how to respond.

14 comments:

Michael Seese said...

I'm sure she's a blast.

wry wryter said...

Why not also send her the query about the narrative non-fiction romance fiction novel: Six-Hundred Thread Count, the story of Marilyn Monroe and Richard Nixon on a Nile cruise, and the historical science fiction family saga how-to, Franky and Janey, how Dr Frankenstein and Jane Eyre spend a weekend with the Walton’s and discover the wonder of Grandpa’s vitamin E for scar removal.

My brain is in a really weird place this morning. I think it's time to go to work. Where is my AK47 anyway?

Marta Szemik said...

wry wryter: LOL, you made my morning! Thanks!

creativeblox said...

Those guns are very fun to shoot. Next time you're in Vegas check out the Gun Store. They let you shoot all kinds of guns including that UZI she is holding. You could even bring some fictional novel queries to blow away.

Scooter Carlyle said...

Say hello to my little friend.

Alice said...

But doesn't Richard Castle write fictional novels?

Empress Awesome said...

I'd like to write a fictional novel query just to get a response from her! Sounds like a good time.

Marsha Sigman said...

So that's where my uzi went!

jesse said...

Do you think she'd like my President Palin fan fiction novel?

A3Writer said...

I believe that's actually a Mac 10. It's too boxy to be an uzi. And that looks like a suppressor on the front. Not as accurate as the uzi, but with that rate of fire the woman means business.

Travis Erwin said...

Where do the non-fiction true crime queries go?

Feaky Snucker said...

A lady like that is referred to as a 'broad,' and she doesn't have legs, she has 'gams.'

Petrea Burchard said...

I met her at a conference a few years ago. I can't say whether or not she's a good shot but she's sweet and classy and smart.

KD Easley said...

She gave me the sweetest rejection I ever got.