Saturday, August 07, 2010

What you don't see





A couple of things happened this last year that reinforced my growing suspicion most people don't know what agents do. Most particularly those who don't know are the very people who are "informed"--the ones who read the blogs, attend the conferences, follow us on twitter. Even clients and editors.


There's a reason for that: we don't talk about it. We don't and can't talk about most of the things we do. I can't mention any specifics because I can't talk about my clients' business in public. Not at all.


I can talk about querying, and reading manuscripts, and conferences, because those are general information, and guideline type things. I can talk about reviews, and book signings, and blog mentions, and contests because those are public.

The sum total of ALL of those things is about 10% of my work day and work week. Less if it's really busy.


The major disadvantage to the increasing transparency of publishing (and much of that transparency started with agent blogs-a transparency I'm proud to be part of) is that it leads to the idea ALL of publishing is now transparent.


It's not.

And it shouldn't be.

I advocate for and represent each client individually. Their business is not the concern of anyone else.

I read those "day in the life of an agent" posts (and I've written a few myself) and articles with a LOT of skepticism. Most of them are pretty general, and pretty unrealistic. You'd have to be an actual book on the shelf of my office to know what goes on there all day.

And that's the way it's going to stay.

So, why this post? Just a heads up that unless you've actually worked in an agency, and specifically with an agent, you probably don't know much if anything about what agenting actually entails.

Which is just fine, unless you plan on hanging out a shingle as an agent. You aren't planning to do that are you?

Friday, August 06, 2010

I'm so desperate for time off I've taken to reading about it!



So of course, DEATH'S EXCELLENT VACATION seemed like a good start.

A collection of short stories edited by my boon companion in the Dana Cameron Fan Club Toni L. P. Kelner (L.P. stands for Lightsaber Police), and someone else named Charlaine Something.

I'd hadn't heard of her before but she seems like a good writer, I'll bet she has a career ahead of her.

It's not quite the Riviera, but man oh man, it's a lovely second best!

Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Cates vs cyborg 43

























California strikes down ban on gay "marriage"

I put marriage in quotes because we're really not talking about marriage. We're talking about civil rights.

If I told you "No insurance benefits because you're not Catholic" you'd be (justifiably) outraged.

If I told you "No, you can't adopt a child because you're Jewish" you'd be (justifiably) outraged.

If I told you "No, you're not the next of kin because you don't believe in the divinity of Christ" you'd be (justifiably) outraged.

As long as "marriage" is the measuring stick government uses to determine what people can and cannot do, we can not discriminate about who is allowed to marry. Once it's not just a matter of religion, but a matter of public policy, there's no place for a religious standard.


Marriage is a sacrament in the Catholic church but that doesn't mean only Catholics get to be married. That's an idea so ludicrous, you laugh out loud.

That is in effect what we are saying though when we say "marriage is a only for heterosexual couples." We are investing a civil right with a religious requirement.

As a practicing Catholic, I value my freedom of religion very much, thank you. I'm not in favor of returning to state sanctioned or mandated religious practice of any kind.



Your opinion may vary. Express at will. Personal or vile comments will not see the light of day.

There's no such thing as the query police

However, we have other ways of dealing with font and format miscreants.

Yesterday morning at FPLM...

Man (arriving at door with large package) "Is Janet here?"

FPLM Door Dragon "Who?"

Man "Janet Reid?"

FPLM Door Dragon "No, not here."

Man "Meredith?"

FPLM Door Dragon "Meredith Hays, the literary agent?"


Man "No, I think she's Janet's assistant or familiar"

FPLM Door Dragon "no, not here"

Man (sweat appearing on brow) "Suzie? Suzie Townsend?"

FPLM Door Dragon "no, no Suzie"

Man (clutching bag to chest, breathing hard) "Did I dream all this?"

FPLM Door Dragon "Who are you?"

Man (fearfully) "Sean. Sean Ferrell"

FPLM Door Dragon "And is that a manuscript in the bag?"

Sean (somewhat choked up) "No, it's a gift for Janet and Meredith for pub day"

FPLM Door Dragon "Publication? Publication of what?"

Sean (weeping now) "My novel NUMB is being published today. I brought cupcakes!"

FPLM Door Dragon "Well, why didn't you say so!!"

Confetti falls from ceiling, marching band emerges from behind door, godsends descend on cupcakes, and a shark dives in:



Monday, August 02, 2010

Why you are on Twitter

It's where your readers are.

And you want to hear what they are saying

to wit:

I received a lovely surprise last week. After announcing that I had received book four in Jeff Somers series and bemoaning the fact I had book three but not the first two, the inestimable author himself contacted me via Twitter and asked if he could send me them for review.

How lovely is that? So unexpected, and such a treat. As a consequence, expect to see these shooting up my TBR pile - kindness begets kindness, after all!


If you think twitter is only about what you had for lunch, you're out to lunch.

Looking for a good writing conference?

Rocky Mountain Fiction Writers have a consistently excellent conference. I've been a visiting agent twice and each time I've been very impressed with the group.

Conferences are good for a lot of things you simply can not get any place else: face time with agents (either formally in pitch sessions and workshops or informally in the bar); hands on workshops with editors and published writers; a chance to meet your writerly ilk and trade horror stories of sharkly agents.

The RMFW 2010 conference is September 10-12 in Denver.



✔Good deed for the day!

Sunday, August 01, 2010

You Got Some Explaining To Do CONTEST





To celebrate all the lovely RITA winners at RWA this weekend, the blog is hosting a romance contest.

In 100 words or fewer:

Explain Who Barbara Poelle Came To Be Smooching and WHY.

PRIZE: A copy of RITA award winner Kristan Higgins' TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE
(In case you've forgotten Kristan Higgins, in addition to being a good writer, is a potent weapon in the Agent Wars)


Contest opens now (8/1/2010 9:30pm EDT) and runs 27 hours (aka Barbara's workday) until 8/2/2010 11:59pm (EDT)

Write your entry in the comment section of this blog.

ONE entry per person please. I reserve the right to delete entries that are not suitable for posting. I am the sole judge of suitability. Comments are moderated.

Let the explaining begin!

SFX mag review of Terminal State



I'm filing you under P for Perplexing

1. You're not an "emerging writer" if you've never been published.

2. I am not a "prospective agent."

3. When you put "Represented by: (your name)" I'm confident you don't know enough to be querying.

4. Anonymous references are (1) an oxymoron and (2) make me confident you don't know enough to be querying.

Are lounge lizards a dinosaur species?