Tuesday, December 08, 2009

"all of the above"

You'll notice it's 7:31am when this is posted.
I loathe morning.
With a capital L.
Loathe.

That was my state of mind when I opened the email that linked to this. (totally safe for work)

And it made me laugh.
Out loud.

Favorite line: "all of the above"

Which one is yours?

14 comments:

Margaret Yang said...

"Everyone knows that muses drink chai."

Too good.

Natasha Fondren said...

Hah! Mine is "and then realizing you could have made more money if you'd worked here as a barista."

I have a minimum word count when I go to a cafe to write. I have to write enough to pay for my coffee and still make a profit.

Scott said...

I'm w/Margaret - "Everyone knows that muses drink chai." Too funny!

Thanks for the morning laugh!

Indigo said...

Loved them all. Thanks for the heads up on Bo's Cafe. I was grateful for the smile today. Unfortunately I missed my first cup of coffee due to chunky creamer. Yeah, not a favorable morning.

Glen said...

"It's amazing how much you miss coffee after a few months of solitary confinement."

Tina Lynn said...

"What would Dr. Seuss do?"

Nice!

Phyllis said...

"I just got used to reading it."

That's a great link - and yet another blog that helps me wasting my time.

Patience-please said...

Another vote for "Whenever I get stuck I ask myself what would Dr. Seuss do?"

Plus the reference to the desperation of a blogger: 900 bad comments is a good thing.

Thanks for the smile.

Malanie Wolfe said...

Thanks Janet made me laugh!

I'm a simple girl and I like the, "Damn!"

Laura Miller Edwards said...

He is bookmarked. He has a new one up about the annoying talkative stranger-- I have one of those at my weekly doctor's visit. Or I did, until I actually began rescheduling just to avoid him.

I mean, I'm sitting there, in the midst of grading papers, OBVIOUSLY busy, and I get "So... are you studying?" and on into his life and how he should have been a philosophy major.

*sigh*

Rebecca Knight said...

I love the "you know you're a blogger when..." SO TRUE ;). Thanks for the link!

Beloved said...

"I just got used to reading it."

OMG.

Kim said...

"He's in the middle of an international crisis."

I personally enjoy when writer's embellish a problem to make it sound a lot large then it truly is.

LeeAnn Flowers said...

Had to be the "What would Dr. Seuss do?" I'm still laughing about that one.