Dateline: FinePrint Literary Management, yesterday, noon
Stephany to Janet: Are you coming in today?
J to S: yup, be there around 3.
some minutes later:
Amy to Janet: Are you coming in today?
J to A: yea, 3ish, like usual.
25 seconds later:
Joanna to Janet: where are you?
J to J: I'm on the phone, why?
J to J: Are you coming in ?
J to J: What the hell is going on there? Why is everyone wondering where I am?
15 seconds later:
Asssssistant to Janet: There's a riot near your desk
J to Assssist: what the hell is going on there??
Asssist to J: I'm not sure. Clawing, scratching, biting. Much texting.
1 hour later:
Amy/Stephany/Joanna/Heather/Nancy/Laura: Thank HELVETICA you're here!!!
One of my ferociously talented clients, who probably fully realized the near-riot that would ensue, sent a large lovely box of Godiva!
Thank you Steve!! You totally rock.
(I'd say more, but my mouth is full of truffle!)