Sunday, November 30, 2008

well, this just sucks

46%




and then it gets ...WORSE!

I could survive for 41 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor


But the real question is here:




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36 comments:

Sean Ferrell said...

I have a 43% chance, so the first thing I'm doing in a Z.A. is calling you and we're meeting up for lunch.

FIONA said...

I have a 62% chance of survival. I think it's due to the stockpile of food (winters in MN can keep me at home for a week or more) and my shooting skills.

Joanne Levy said...

Sadly only a 54% chance of surviving. I think what dragged my score down is that I've never fired a gun before. But damn, if there's a Zombie Apocalypse, I'm a sure quick learner.

Janet, thank you for bringing this informative and illuminating quiz to our attention. Just by having taken it, I feel more prepared.

BJ said...

51% chance. I think I got more than 50% because I don't care what happens to loved ones and, while I'd try to help strangers, I'm just too damn scared to risk my life for them.

I think I got only 51% because I can't run very far and I've only used a gun once.

BJ said...

My dog, on the other hand, only has a 43% chance. Probably because he can't shoot a gun and pees under pressure...

BJ said...

Of course, I had to take some of the other quizzes there. My body would be 60% successful as a human shield, even if it's only worth $4790.

Oh, and I could take 24 five-year-olds on in a fight. Mostly, I'm sure, because I fight dirty.

Margaret Yang said...

Ha, I am completely safe from Zombie attacks. Zombies eat brains and I have none.

clindsay said...

No, see you just need an apartment with a zombie-proof door. My friend Nathan on the upper East Side prides himself on the fact that his apartment door weighs about a million pounds and he lives in a sixth floor walk-up. He figures that zombies aren't coordinate enough to get up six flights of stairs, but of they do, they'll never get through his door.

DeadlyAccurate said...

I only have a 48% chance. My guns bumped it up, but I tend to freeze in panic situations.

Anthony said...

75%. Rural firearm ownership FTW!

Of course, I had to drive 3 miles today for a decent cup of coffee. So I guess there is a downside.

Sam said...

46% for me, too. Also, I could survive for 1:35 chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor. You?

Barbara Martin said...

I have a 77% chance only because I'm out to save myself. These are tricky questions where being humane will be the death of you. Neat, fun exercise.

BJ said...

57 seconds. I could survive nearly a minute, probably because I'm a crazy idiot who would attack the thing with the arm it bit off.

Julie Butcher-Fedynich said...

Dang it! How did I get a 39%? I'm gong to find Anthony in the country, or maybe I'll just wander through the city looking for a sixth floor walk up.

Anthony said...

Julie, please bring coffee with you.

And bagels. Because there will be no bagel making during the zombie apocalypse.

Joanne Levy said...

One minute, 6 seconds with the velociraptor. I also managed 52 countries, although I'm sure I would have done better if I knew how to spell all the ____stan countries.

Just_Me said...

I have a 73% chance of surviving zombies. I guess I better work on sprinting...

KP Sheridan said...

75% chance of surviving a zombie attack. 10% chance of surviving my next panic attack....

Yasmine Galenorn said...

46% chance of the zombie attack, 60seconds with the velociraptor. But vampires--now there's one I might be able to get away from (if I wanted to *grins*).

You're funny, Ms. Reid. Veddy funny. :) I have a great agent, so I only read agents' blogs to keep up with the goings on around the industry and just for fun, and yours is one I regularly peek in on.

Yasmine

Bill Cameron said...

I am so dead. My recommendation is for my friends and/or loved ones to shoot me before I get infected, then use my body for food. Properly smoked, I would make a passable pulled pork sandwich.

BJ said...

But how much would your dead body be worth, Bill? There's a quiz for that, too, farther down on the page...

Bill Cameron said...

$5,375. Can I have an advance on that now?

BJ said...

Talk to your agent about that...

:)

BJ said...

Say, is anyone else getting worried about Janet? I know it's not 3:00 pm EST yet, but has anyone actually seen her since last night?

Megoblocks said...

73% zombie, 1 min 25 sec raptor. Bring em on :)

Eric said...

On a much more likely level - especially having just returned from a family Thanksgiving that involved young nieces and nephews and their cohorts; I can take 17 five-year-olds in a fight.

That's nice to know.

My blog, by the way, reads at an Elementary School Level and I have a 56% chance of surving a zombie apocalypse.

Crimogenic said...

I got a 49% chance with the zombies and I would survive 57 seconds with the raptor. I feel pretty cocky now, with those high survival rates and all.

By the way, I've heard that Bill Cameron would make a nice pulled pork sandwich. So good of you to offer up yourself first.

Bill Cameron said...

I am delicious.

BJ said...

Now there's a line to use on girls:

Hi! I'm delicious! And if we have a zombie apocalypse, you can kill me and ...

Ahem.

Maybe it wouldn't be all that popular among the ladies, after all -- unless they're lady zombies...

Katie Alender said...

31%! Fail. The zombies got me. And I thought my impressive food stores would save me!

Crimogenic said...

From the man himself, "I'm delicious". Anyone hungry? Oops, that's right it's not the zombie apocalypse yet. Darn it.

Eric said...

I've driven around and had book events with Bill Cameron. All I have to say is that he is tougher than he looks. He'd take a lot of tenderizing or marinating or something.

BJ said...

I hear that beer is a great marinade...

Crimogenic said...

yes, beer would do it. yummie.

Bill Cameron said...

Well, if beer in your marinade, I come pre-marinaded!

Wulf said...

I have an 86% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse, but the test doesn't take into account the array of weaponry in my house -- no points for swords, knives, spears, armor, or knowing how to use them!

And I can survive a 1 minute, 38 seconds against a raptor... though after watching Jurassic park I'd put that number closer to 2 seconds.