Tuesday, August 26, 2008

But, does he have an agent yet for his memoir?

Some things you just can't make up. Well, you can, but your editor will redline all of it with "no one will believe it!"


H. L. Dyer said...

Hmmm... all the arrests/complaints are from March/April...

Spring Fever?
Severe tulip aversion?
Duckling Rage?
Spring Break-- Booksellers Gone Wild?

Curiouser and curiouser. *snort*

Mags said...

Mild mannered antiquarian bookstore owner by day, vicious pipe wielding, slur spewing thug by, um, also day.

Goodness, the man must be exhausted.

JES said...

The guy sounds like Bernie Rhodenbarr's evil twin.

nomadshan said...

He can afford $500 bail, but not $490 for Mr. Plow?

Kelley said...

"He can afford $500 bail, but not $490 for Mr. Plow?"

Well, one does need to prioritize, I suppose.